Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Finally, an update.

SUPERVISORS PET: "Some Office Guy, do you know what UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER did? She pinched me! Me! Just for going over on her side of the cubicle!"

SOG: *Laughs*

SUPERVISORS PET: "Don't laugh! It's not funny! How would YOU like to get pinched by UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER?"

SOG: "Ummmmm.... I wouldn't."

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: "You know I can hear you guys, right?"

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Now THAT'S good eatin!

Lunchtime in the office. Quiet. The worker bee's are hunkered over microwaved gruel while the management-types are off discussing business over cucumber sandwiches and Beefeater martini's. When all of a sudden:

CUBEMATE: "I don't even CARE that this stinks! It is damned tasty!!!"

The bar exams must have been a cinch

Getting on the elevator this morning, joined by COMPANY LEGAL BEAGLE and 3RD HIGHEST CHEESE.

ME: (Dripping wet, holding a motorcycle helmet, wearing Joe Rocket rain gear and riding jacket) G'morning!

LEGAL BEAGLE: "You rode your bike today?"

3RD HIGHEST CHEESE: "Actually, I think that is the new Accounting uniform, isn't it?"

Friday, July 21, 2006

I can do maths.

Cubemate: 11... 11 and five is 16. OUCH! Boy that hurt!

Other Office Guy: **Muffled Laughter**

Cubemate: Shut up that was hard work!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Now She's Got Rabies

Cubemate: Some Office Guy!

SOG: What?

Cubemate: Some Office Guy!!!

SOG: What is it?

Cubemate: Some Office Guy, I held a baby squirrel this weekend!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Monday Cheer

CUBEMATE: (From out of nowhere, as usual) "UNATTRACTIVE CO-WORKER, I am gonna Bitch-Slap you into next week! And you know how much I hate to Bitch-Slap you on a Monday...."

Friday, July 14, 2006

I only sneeze when I am... What?

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: "Ahhhhchew!"

SUPERVISORS PET: Bless you!

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: AAAAAAAAAAAAACHEEEEEEW!

SUPERVISOR'S PET: Wow, Gezundheidt, Unattractive Coworker.

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: OMG OMG Aaaaaahew!

SOME OFFICE GUY: Wow did you catch my hayfever over there?

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: No, I just ate.

SOME OFFICE GUY: What am I missing here?

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: I only sneeze when I'm full.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Cubemate on Drug Abuse

Cubemate: Some Office Guy, I thought you snorted coke.

Some Office Guy: Me personally?

Cubemate: Aren't you supposed to snort it?

Some Office Guy: Not at work, for sure.

Cubemate: So why would you inject it?

Some Office Guy: WTF are you talking about?

Cubemate: Injecting coke, duh.--but I like to smoke it.