Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Morning Emails

So, I'm working, minding my own business (and idly wondering why new popes never choose a cool name like Pope Chop or Pope Diddy), when I get attacked with the following email from you know who.

Yes, you have to scroll to the bottom and read up just like a real email exchange, worker bee.



-----Original Message-----
From: Her
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 9:27 AM
To: Me
Subject: FW: RE:
I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE ALSO QUIT TAKING THE PILL AND IS STILL HAVING SEX WITH HIM.

CAN YOU REALLY GIVE HAMPSTERS A BATH?

-----Original Message-----
From: Me
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 9:23 AM
To: Her
Subject: RE:

Oh, you should do that!!! That's probably the best way to trap him and make him stay up here.

-----Original Message-----
From: Her
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 9:24 AM
To: Me
Subject: RE:

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS IS THE SECOND GIRL AND SHE JUST TOLD ME THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO BE PREGO NOW TOO! HOW MESSED UP IS THAT

-----Original Message-----
From: Me
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 9:21 AM
To: Her
Subject: RE:

I'm amazed that Michael sticks with you after all those little gay boys you knocked up.


-----Original Message-----
From: Her
Sent: Tuesday, April
19, 2005 9:22 AM
To: Me
Subject:

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN **NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT THE IGNORANT** TELLS ME ABOUT HER EX OR WHATEVER HE IS? I DON'T THINK I WOULD BE WITH HIM AGAIN IF HE GOT ANOTHER GIRL PREGO

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