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Monday, April 11, 2005

A Mysterious Phone Call

Something is wrong with my cube mate.

This morning she received a mysterious phone call from a woman telling her to "leave my man alone". She sat in puzzled silence for a moment before hanging up and announcing the phone call. On any other day, there would have been a flurry of activity as she fought with her mystery assailant over this man, who she may, or may not, even know.

But that's not the least of it. This mystery phone call SHOULD have been followed up with angry calls to all her boyfriends, finding out which of their "skanks" are harassing her, and for that matter, trying to weasel out information on just how many skanks they might have, but no... No skanks phone calls, no false accusations, no raised voiced echoing through the halls of corporate America.

I'm disappointed.

Later in the day, there was approximately 24 seconds of not-so-passionate arguing with the more gullible boyfriend, but even that ended with a quick and unconvincing hang-up. No phone slamming. Nothing.

She is so losing her touch.


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