Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Monday, May 02, 2005

Today's Spontaneous Announcement

It's early, and I'm sipping my coffee and contributing to the over-spreadsheeting of Corporate America when the never ending fount-of-amusement in the next cubicle decides to unburden her soul with the following announcement:

"A long time ago I was drunk, and I fell, like, headfirst out of a van, and landed like right here on my forehead. Only, I didn't really feel it, so I went to bed. But the next morning my head was killing me, and when I looked in a mirror my forehead was covered with all this dried blood and little rocks."

"But that was a long time ago, before I learned to drink."


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