Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Friday, June 17, 2005

Things to remember if I ever lose all my good sense and try to seduce my cube-mate

Lesson #1 - Lock up the dog
"I'm really tired because I stayed out till 11 last night. I'd be even more tired if I got lucky, but, well, I was with this guy named Andy--His dog chewed up my shoes, the little bastard--He was really sweet, he made me salad and brought me food and whatever I wanted but after his little bastard chewed up my shoes I decided he wasn't getting any."


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