Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Maybe it's your spleen?

I overheard this little snippet from a good four or five cubicles away, while my cubemate was off visiting friends between personal calls.

"OFFICE TROLL, my back is sore! It's been sore for like three days, and I thought it would get better, but still hurts, even when I'm at home."

"Maybe you need a new mattress. You're supposed to change them every seven to 10 years, you know."

"No, but BOWLING ALLEY DINING FRIEND told me that I have a kidney problem because I am always peeing all the time."

"I don't think you're kidney's are up there behind your lungs though."

"I don't know, OFFICE TROLL. Those things aren't always where you think they are."

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