Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Friday, September 23, 2005

I'm Sure it was Perfectly Innocent.

So I'm sitting here, minding my own business, trying to believe I'm still sane (Dammit, I don't seek the sharks out, they just live in the ocean where perfectly sane people like to dive (and besides, they taste good!)) when what rises out of the deep blue shark infested depths of my cubemate's consciousness but the following announcement?

"You know what? That stuff tastes gross when you get it in your mouth!"

"Excuse me," I say, "can you repeat that?"

"THAT... STUFF... TASTES... GROSS... WHEN... YOU... GET... IT... IN... YOUR... MOUTH!"

Right. Five minutes later, I'm still... nevermind.


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