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Friday, September 23, 2005

The ugly truth about Some Office Guy

The sad, undeniable truth here is the guy is certifiably insane. Nuts. Loopy. Way around the bend.

See, he has this unnatural obsession with sharks. Specifically, DIVING with sharks. No, he can't just be weird and collect pictures of sharks or name his dog "Shark" or anything basically askew like that. HE'S gotta be a lunatic and get right in there and swim around with them. I have made mention on numerous occasions that this is not something a rational human being would do, to which his standard reply is "Sharks never bother me."

Sorry to tell you this, SOG, but did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, they look upon you like a giant Spam hors d'oeuvre? The first couple of diners passing by the buffet line may not like Spam, but eventually someone comes along.................

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