Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Monday, December 05, 2005

One month of pure hell commences NOW.

It's only been 3 hours so far, but already I am 98% ready to go postal after listening to the non-stop Christmas music coming from Cubemate's internet radio. Maybe, maybe, if it was just the standards I could grin and bear it, but when they play the Chipmunks (obviously satanic) Christmas song twice an hour, usually followed by an encore of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" and a double serving of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer", well, I'm thinking suicide really isn't that bad an option.

My only other choice is to be like Fortune Hunter, and spend the holidays partying with Canadian space aliens.


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