Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Friday, December 30, 2005

Origami Sex Toys

CubeMate: Some Office Guy, do you want any white paper?

Some Office Guy: I want a nap.

Cubemate: Seriously, its really nice white paper. Its big, and its white, and you can take it home and play with it.

Some Office Buy: Can I use it as a pillow?

Cubemate: No, but what do you need a pillow for anyway? Are you going to shove it under some girls ass? Because you could use the nice white paper for that too!

Some Office Guy: ...

Cubemate: That reminds me of this one time I got a papercut...

Happy new year, everyone!


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