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Friday, January 20, 2006

Anyone Need a Date?


-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 9:29 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:


SHE iS SUPPOSE TO BE AT THE SNOW GOOSE TOMORROW. TELL HIM TO APPROACH HER
WHEN SHE HAS HAD 100 DRINKS IN HER




From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 9:28 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:

I have a friend who desperately needs to sleep with a girl who's not fat or ugly
at least once in his life. You should hook him up.

-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 9:22 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:


I WOULDN'T CALL IT THE FIRST DATE. I WOULD SAY WHEN SHE FIRST MEETS THEM...LITERALLY. I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THAT STUFF BUT PLEASE, SHE IS 31 YEARS OLD AND ACTS LIKE THIS STILL. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUNG GIRLS WHO ACT LIKE HER. CAN YOU SAY EASY




From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 9:16 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:


Okay, she sleeps with all these guys on the first "date", then has to beg
them to take her number, THEN they never call her back. Is she like horrible in
bed or something? Does she just lay there like a lump? Maybe she smells funny?
Is she secretly a man?


-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 9:14 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:

PRETTY MUCH, SHE NEVER WANTED TO GO THEIR BEFORE. SHE IS FINDING EVERY EXCUSE TO GO OUT THERE. SHE IS SO ANNOYING. LIKE ANYONE WILL CALL YOU BACK WHEN YOU ALREADY GAVE IT UP. ON TOP OF THAT SHE WAS ACTING IMMATURE WHILE WE WERE OUT THERE AND SHE HAD A CRAZY LOOK IN HER EYE




From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 9:13 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:

She's going to stalk him? SWEEEET!

-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 9:13 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject:

ME AND GAY COUSIN ARE TIRED OF HEARING EASY FRIEND SAY "I HOPE HE CALLS ME" I TOLD HER LAST NIGHT SHE IS JINXING HERSELF AND TO STOP, I HOPE SHE GOT THE HINT. I KNOW HE IS NOT GOING TO CALL HER. SHE IS SO DESPERATE SHE IS GOING TO HIPPY TOWN ON SUNDAY



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