Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

A ray of sunshine.

Apparently all that puking has done wonders for Cubemate's sunny disposition.

FYI - Its email, so start at the bottom and scroll up, just like you are trying for figure out what new torture your boss has in store for you when you get an email from him title "FWD: **URGENT**"

-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:27 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:

I THINK MY MOOD IS FINE

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From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:25 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:

You know its true love if he comes back to you after that.

I'm just glad you’re in such a good mood today. So many positive things to say about everyone! It's so unlike you!


-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:21 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:

I'M JUST GLAD I DROPPED THE "N WORD" ON THE CONVICT. I'M PRETTY PROUD OF MYSELF.

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From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:20 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:

She didn't used to, but that was a long time ago.

-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:20 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:

OR IT COULD BE SHE SPEAKS SO HIGHLY OF HERSELF TO HER DATES..............
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From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:19 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:

I think its because her shoulders are too narrow.

-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:18 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:

I would go with the second one. When I talk to her she speaks so highly of herself it's pathetic. I'm like if your all that and a bag of chips why don't you get asked out on a second date or even a first date

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From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:05 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:

She just overcompensating for the fact that she had to pretend she was stupid for the first 24 years of her life and be SOME OFFICE GUY’S BITCHY EX-FRIEND’S enormous shadow.

Or maybe she's just jealous because she still wants me 10 years later.


-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:03 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject: RE:

I would love to do that. Also to BEANPOLE, I want to ask her why she thinks she is so high and mighty. She always talks about how good of a catch she is but hello you are 30 and single!

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From: SOME OFFICE GUY
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:02 AM
To: CUBEMATE
Subject: RE:

I didn't notice it until you said something.

I dare you to stand up and yell "For the love of god, UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER, please stop that singing before I have to walk over there and kick your ass"


-----Original Message-----

From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:01 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject:

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKERS’ singing and humming is about to get on my last nerve

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