Cubemate on Car Dealers
CUBEMATE: Some Office Guy, I was talking to someone earlier about Cal Worthington. Did you know that in real life he doesn't look like he does on the commercials?
SOME OFFICE GUY: Yeah, that was me. You were talking to me. He looks like a corpse on a stick.
CUBEMATE: I guess he looks all old and hunched over and ugly, and always has a young slutty girl on his arm.
SOME OFFICE GUY: This is like deja vu.
CUBEMATE: What, being with a young slutty girl?
SOME OFFICE GUY: Yeah, that was me. You were talking to me. He looks like a corpse on a stick.
CUBEMATE: I guess he looks all old and hunched over and ugly, and always has a young slutty girl on his arm.
SOME OFFICE GUY: This is like deja vu.
CUBEMATE: What, being with a young slutty girl?

1 Comments:
Oh, to be young enough or rich enough to be with a young slutty girl again. I had almost forgotten how much fun they are.
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Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 4:27 PM
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