Cubemate on Hook Ups
CUBEMATE: Some Office Guy, if you like short girls, I know this girl who is getting divorced. She is really short, like 4 foot 6.
SOME OFFICE GUY: That's fantastic. Hook me up.
CUBEMATE: She's really ugly though--and kind of mean.
And then, seconds later, this email:
SOME OFFICE GUY: That's fantastic. Hook me up.
CUBEMATE: She's really ugly though--and kind of mean.
And then, seconds later, this email:
-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Thursday, June 22, 2006 9:37 AM
To: SOME OFFICE GUY
Subject:She is not attractive on the face and has three kids but she is getting a divorce so she will be down for someone to be her rebound guy
posted by Some Office Guy at
9:38 AM
2 Comments:
Ah, but can she cook?
By
Other Office Guy, at 9:44 AM
Well there you go SOG, she is 4'6", ugly, mean, and can reproduce like a rabbit. If your children get your dimeanor and her physical attributes then you will have your army of Umpa Lumpas!
By
Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 10:29 AM
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