Cubemate on Responsibility
CUBEMATE: "I hope PROLIFIC FRIEND gets fixed."
SOME OFFICE GUY: "Huh? Whaa?"
CUBEMATE: "My friend with all the kids. She needs to get herself fixed."
SOG: "Isn't she pregnant right now?"
CUBEMATE: "Yes, and she already has too many! People shouldn't be allowed to have too many kids!"
SOG: "Do they have a spay and neuter program for friends and family now?"
SOME OFFICE GUY: "Huh? Whaa?"
CUBEMATE: "My friend with all the kids. She needs to get herself fixed."
SOG: "Isn't she pregnant right now?"
CUBEMATE: "Yes, and she already has too many! People shouldn't be allowed to have too many kids!"
SOG: "Do they have a spay and neuter program for friends and family now?"
posted by Other Office Guy at
1:58 PM
1 Comments:
Haven't you ever heard of the Association Supporting Sterilization of Welfare Individuals & Politicians Everywhere? They are similar to the SPCA, but offer their spay/neuter services free of charge to Welfare Mothers, Mouth Breathers, Village Idiots, Anyone missing more than 6 teeth, Anyone who owns the movie Jackass, and all Politicians. Basically, if you have ever been on COPS, but weren't the one in uniform, or if you think that being on COPS would be a cool way to get your 15 seconds of fame, then you qualify for ASSWIPE's services and should contact them immediately to help insure that you no longer continue to contaminate the Human Genepool.
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Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 10:26 AM
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