Cubemate's medical advice
CUBEMATE: "Some Office Guy, you need to get busy on making a baby RIGHT AWAY!"
SOG: (quizzical grunting noise)
CUBEMATE: "See, it says right HERE that the older a man gets the greater a chance that he will be sterile, and worse, his kids will have dwarfism!"
SOG: *Laughing*
UNNATRACTIVE OFFICE DRONE: *Laughing*
OTHER OFFICE GUY: *Laughing*
BOSS WOMAN: *Laughing*
CUBEMATE: "No! It's TRUE!! You don't want SOME DWARF OFFICE GUY running around, do you? DO YOU?"
SOG: (quizzical grunting noise)
CUBEMATE: "See, it says right HERE that the older a man gets the greater a chance that he will be sterile, and worse, his kids will have dwarfism!"
SOG: *Laughing*
UNNATRACTIVE OFFICE DRONE: *Laughing*
OTHER OFFICE GUY: *Laughing*
BOSS WOMAN: *Laughing*
CUBEMATE: "No! It's TRUE!! You don't want SOME DWARF OFFICE GUY running around, do you? DO YOU?"
posted by Other Office Guy at
1:54 PM
6 Comments:
*Laughing*
By
Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 8:51 AM
I think an army of DRUNKEN DWARVISH SOME OFFICE GUYS would be a real assett to your goal of global domination.
Although I belive custom dictates that they should be cloned, not created through procreation.
By
Other Office Guy, at 3:44 PM
Like little Minions....
By
Some other office guy's ex, at 8:10 AM
In retrospect, minions are a great idea.
By
Some Office Guy, at 12:11 PM
So basically SOG is going to create an army of Umpa Lumpas to take over the world, and they are all going to be clones of his dwarfish offspring? I think he fits definitions 1 an 3, what do you think OOG?
By
Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 1:46 PM
I think an army of Umpa-Lumpa's would be the best thing ever.
For the music if nothing else......
By
Other Office Guy, at 3:26 AM
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