Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Friday, June 16, 2006

Cubmate on Public Displays of Affection

CUBEMATE: I am so sick of married people kissing in the elevator!

SOME OFFICE GUY: Is this, like, a common problem?

CUBEMATE: Oh my God, yes! Every day I see different married people kissing in the elevator and it is making me ill.

SOME OFFICE GUY: My freind FEMALE JIM is getting married. Do you want me to have her for kiss for you?

CUBEMATE: I don't know Is she hot?


Congratulations, FEMALE JIM, on your engagement. If you're looking for a cheap honeymoon, our elevators are always open.

posted by Some Office Guy at 10:12 AM

9 Comments:

  • So,,,,,,are all of these married people swapping spit with their spouses, or just people that they run across in the elevator? Cubemate wasn't clear on that tidbit.

    Congrats Female Jim. Guess this means I wont be able to tease and wise-crack on you anymore for fear of some big and burly dude tracking me down and beating me like a red-headed step-child, huh?

    By Blogger Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 11:41 AM  

  • I don't know, I have never actually witnessed elevator kissing, but apparently it is a common problem because her discourse on it lasted at least 8 minutes.

    By Blogger Some Office Guy, at 11:53 AM  

  • I, too, have to wonder if this is something that CUBEMATE's personality manifests for itself, cause after 10 years, 9 months, 11 days, and 5 hours of working in this building I have yet to see a single elevator smooch.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    By Blogger Other Office Guy, at 12:54 PM  

  • I think OOG just answered my question as I would think that left alone in an elevator with a married person of the opposite sex, Cubemate would get more smooches than OOG. SOG helps substantiate that theory as he has never been present during married elevator smooching either.
    Maybe OOG should try riding in the elevator alone with Cubemate to test this.

    By Blogger Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 1:48 PM  

  • You know I think that planning out honeymoon in the elevator of your office building is an excellent idea.
    I wonder if we could get room service.

    By Blogger Female Jim, at 10:00 AM  

  • We have an incredibly expensive coffee shop on the 5th floor. I bet you could talk them into making deliveries.

    That's pure class.

    By Blogger Some Office Guy, at 10:48 AM  

  • Just to warn everyone in your building...The elevator might be temporarily out of commission while we consummate the marriage.

    Do you think I could get CUBEMATE to deliver some have eaten hamburgers and soggy nachos to the elevator?

    By Blogger Female Jim, at 11:06 AM  

  • Well FJ, if you decide you really want to spice up your honeymoon you can use the glass elevator.
    Of course OOG might have to pull up a lawn chair if you do that.

    By Blogger Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 9:01 AM  

  • I agree, the glass elevator is definitely the way to go.

    By Blogger Some Office Guy, at 10:41 AM  

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