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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Dear Boss...

Yes, it's email. Start from the bottom and read up, just like its a convoluted request from your boss.


-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:08 PM
To: MID LEVEL CHEESE; SUPERVISOR’S PET
Subject: RE: Virus alert, Some people already have this one


He is the VP Jack Daniels... DUH

-----Original Message-----
From: MID LEVEL CHEESE
Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:07 PM
To: CUBEMATE; SUPERVISOR’S PET
Subject: RE: Virus alert, Some people already have this one

NOT! I see they don't have anything for Whiskey

Thank you,
MID LEVEL CHEESE


-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:07 PM
To: MID LEVEL CHEESE; SUPERVISOR’S PET
Subject: RE: Virus alert, Some people already have this one

I'm sure the Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor would work very fine

I think I should do an experiment:-)

-----Original Message-----
From: MID LEVEL CHEESE
Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:06 PM
To: CUBEMATE; SUPERVISOR’S PET
Subject: RE: Virus alert, Some people already have this one

Nice try - but don't even think of trying it.

Thank you,
MID LEVEL CHEESE



-----Original Message-----
From: CUBEMATE
Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:04 PM
To: SUPERVISOR’S PET; MID LEVEL CHEESE; AMAZON AP CLERK; CUBEMATE’S OBESE FRIEND; ELEVATOR STALKER; RANDOM EMAIL RECIPIENT 1; RANDOM EMAIL RECIPIENT 2
Subject: FW: Virus alert, Some people already have this one


There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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