Here's to You, Miss Food Re-gifter.
Some Office Guy: Cubemate, in honor of all your hard work and dedication in bringing lunch for Other Office Guy and Myself, I want to present you with this lunch, a half eaten, soggy cheeseburger from The LongBranch.Cubemate: ...
Some Office Guy: Here's to you, Ms. Half Eaten Cheeseburger Giver.
Cubemate: But, but, but.. I brought a burrito.
Some Office Guy: After all the hell you give me about never bringing lunch for you, I can't believe you aren't going to enjoy that tasty burger.
Cubemate: No, I'm going to enjoy it allright.... Oh, hey, TREASURY CLERK, do you want this half eaten burger?

2 Comments:
Hold on to that burger. I am going to need that for the honeymoon. Late night room service to the glass elevator.
By
Female Jim, at 11:55 AM
Oh yeah, people who have their honeymoon in elevators also qualify for the free services listed in today's earlier post! LOL
By
Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 1:12 PM
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