Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Here's to You, Miss Food Re-gifter.

BurgerSome Office Guy: Cubemate, in honor of all your hard work and dedication in bringing lunch for Other Office Guy and Myself, I want to present you with this lunch, a half eaten, soggy cheeseburger from The LongBranch.

Cubemate: ...

Some Office Guy: Here's to you, Ms. Half Eaten Cheeseburger Giver.

Cubemate: But, but, but.. I brought a burrito.

Some Office Guy: After all the hell you give me about never bringing lunch for you, I can't believe you aren't going to enjoy that tasty burger.

Cubemate: No, I'm going to enjoy it allright.... Oh, hey, TREASURY CLERK, do you want this half eaten burger?


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