No Man Can Eat 50 Eggs
CUBEMATE: Some office guy, I bought 96 slices of cheese last night!
SOME OFFICE GUY: Congratulations.
CUBEMATE: Do you think I can make MY COUSIN'S KIDS eat 96 pieces of cheese?
SOME OFFICE GUY: In one sitting?
CUBEMATE: Would that make them constipated?
SOME OFFICE GUY: Congratulations.
CUBEMATE: Do you think I can make MY COUSIN'S KIDS eat 96 pieces of cheese?
SOME OFFICE GUY: In one sitting?
CUBEMATE: Would that make them constipated?

1 Comments:
I don't know about those processed cheese food slices, but I can tell you for a fact that one thick slab of gov'ment cheese on a sandwich will take at least 3 glasses of milk to wash down and will back you up for no less than a week and a half.
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Other Office Guy's Sidekick, at 4:22 PM
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