On Lawn Mowing

Sometimes I think I work in the twilight zone

6TH FLOOR COWORKER: Hey, Some Office Guy, were you the one who said you would sell me his lawnmower?

SOME OFFICE GUY: Uh, No.

CUBEMATE: Come on, didn't you say you have an extra lawnmower you can give her, or something?

SOG: Um, No.

6TH FLOOR COWORKER: So you are not selling?

SOG: My Lawnmower?

6TH FLOOR: Yes

SOG: No

6TH FLOOR: Then how am I going to mow my lawn????