Big Time Drama in the Adjoining Cubicle

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Now THAT'S good eatin!

Lunchtime in the office. Quiet. The worker bee's are hunkered over microwaved gruel while the management-types are off discussing business over cucumber sandwiches and Beefeater martini's. When all of a sudden:

CUBEMATE: "I don't even CARE that this stinks! It is damned tasty!!!"

The bar exams must have been a cinch

Getting on the elevator this morning, joined by COMPANY LEGAL BEAGLE and 3RD HIGHEST CHEESE.

ME: (Dripping wet, holding a motorcycle helmet, wearing Joe Rocket rain gear and riding jacket) G'morning!

LEGAL BEAGLE: "You rode your bike today?"

3RD HIGHEST CHEESE: "Actually, I think that is the new Accounting uniform, isn't it?"

Friday, July 21, 2006

I can do maths.

Cubemate: 11... 11 and five is 16. OUCH! Boy that hurt!

Other Office Guy: **Muffled Laughter**

Cubemate: Shut up that was hard work!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Now She's Got Rabies

Cubemate: Some Office Guy!

SOG: What?

Cubemate: Some Office Guy!!!

SOG: What is it?

Cubemate: Some Office Guy, I held a baby squirrel this weekend!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Monday Cheer

CUBEMATE: (From out of nowhere, as usual) "UNATTRACTIVE CO-WORKER, I am gonna Bitch-Slap you into next week! And you know how much I hate to Bitch-Slap you on a Monday...."

Friday, July 14, 2006

I only sneeze when I am... What?

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: "Ahhhhchew!"

SUPERVISORS PET: Bless you!

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: AAAAAAAAAAAAACHEEEEEEW!

SUPERVISOR'S PET: Wow, Gezundheidt, Unattractive Coworker.

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: OMG OMG Aaaaaahew!

SOME OFFICE GUY: Wow did you catch my hayfever over there?

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: No, I just ate.

SOME OFFICE GUY: What am I missing here?

UNATTRACTIVE COWORKER: I only sneeze when I'm full.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Cubemate on Drug Abuse

Cubemate: Some Office Guy, I thought you snorted coke.

Some Office Guy: Me personally?

Cubemate: Aren't you supposed to snort it?

Some Office Guy: Not at work, for sure.

Cubemate: So why would you inject it?

Some Office Guy: WTF are you talking about?

Cubemate: Injecting coke, duh.--but I like to smoke it.